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One of best Hilarious IT interview WORK FOR MONEY... BUT SEE THAT.....MONEY WORKS FOR U... Amazing interview, probably can help you in your future interviews. Last answer is awesome.............. Interviewer  : Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineeringfrom BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyala...

John  was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.   One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a  lie detector . It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.   "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John... "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. " The Ten Commandments ." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and onc...

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.   When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."   The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she  insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." 'But I didn't use them," she said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, G...

Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?  It goes like this: "One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up next Tuesday." "But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.' Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.' He said he didn't care how she looked. When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer." "When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to...

Cough Syrup........... The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk: "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative." The pharmacist said: "You can't treat a cough with a laxative!" The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough 

Three Italian dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.    The Yellow Labrador turned to the  Black Labrador  and said,  " So why are you here ? "   The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the  sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.    But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."   The Yellow Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "   " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."   The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " why are you here ? "   The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.  When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.   But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."  a " So what are they go...