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Best IT Interview.

One of best Hilarious IT interview WORK FOR MONEY... BUT SEE THAT.....MONEY WORKS FOR U... Amazing interview, probably can help you in your future interviews. Last answer is awesome.............. Interviewer  : Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineeringfrom BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyala...

Lie detector Robot.

John  was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.   One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a  lie detector . It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.   "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John... "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. " The Ten Commandments ." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and onc...