Best IT Interview.

One of best Hilarious IT interview

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Amazing interview, probably can help you in your future interviews.

Last answer is awesome..............

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication

engineeringfrom BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had

never heard of this college before!

Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an

admission into it ..

What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I

was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I

prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The

baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So

I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao

Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete

yourengineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you

know, thesecricket matches and footballworld cup, and tennis

tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and

3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will

try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket

matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate : No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought

I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was

looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra )

through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education it

self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms

have you worked?

Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my

current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my

platform then. As you can see I have experience of different

platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?

Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in

German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate : It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher

version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new

language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the

language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?

Candidate : My general experience about projects is - most of the

times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since

joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that

Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and

Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone

call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words

like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hot fixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'version

control', 'deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame

others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate : Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..

2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have

deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.

3. I believe in flexi-timings.

4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear

t-shirt and jeans.

5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as

to avoid breakdown due to overwork.

6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably

1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe.

But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in

the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can

see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my

selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our

organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome

to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress

Management' in the HRD of Info sys.

So Just be urself......u never knw wats ahead of u....... Be Honest

and Original...............true to urself!!!!