Female Joke.

It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. 
  
  
  I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
  
  

  
   A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
Girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was  so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
  
  

   The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare  and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she  could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over  and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything,  that you want me to do, no matter what it is, for $20.00......
  
   On one condition'
  
  

  
  
  
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what  the condition Was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what  you want me to do in just three words.'     
    
  
The woman considered  his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20  bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.... 
   
   
 
    'Clean my  house.'

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