Perks of being 50...




Subject: PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

 4. People call at 9pm and ask, " Did I wake you ????"

 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

 8. You can eat dinner at 4pm.

 9. You can live with  sex  with your glasses.to find

 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
 room.

 13. You sing along with elevator music.

 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
 weather service.

 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
 them either.

 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

 And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
 Forward this to every one you can remember

 

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