Hilarious.

This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

A woman went to a BestBuy service counter and told the clerk sheWanted a Refund for the Lexmark Printer she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because they don't honor Extended Service Contracts.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY N IPPLES!!!!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.The BestBuy manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'
She explains the problem with the Lexmark Printer, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because they don't honor Extended Service Contracts.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,
'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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